When life gives you melons

Artists Holy Mackerel designs Bitchin' Stitching When life gives you melons When life gives you melons Bitchin' Stitching By Holy Mackerel designs (BS002) Not your average cross-stitch sampler! This is what happens when stitchers go over to the dark side. 133mm x 184mm, each card comes cello-wrapped with a coloured envelope. Message Reads: Blank £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. When life gives you melons quantity Add to cart Free delivery when you order 5 or more items! More in this rangeView full range Standards £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Good times £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Sugar tits £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Naked £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Potato £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Shut up liver £2.95 Original price was: £2.95.£1.48Current price is: £1.48. Buy Now Legal StuffHow We Use and Protect Your Data Our Registered Address Buying From UsRegistering on the Website Paying For Your Order Deliveries Trade CustomersRegistering as a Trade Buyer General Trade Terms Trade Deliveries and Returns Export Get the Latest News Yes please © 2026 Holy Mackerel